So I can solve things and say "that's because I'm in college." Since moving out I've had to be resourceful and solve handfuls of problems that would create greater catastrophes (in order to not spend money I don't really have).
I present to you now a new series: College Solutions with Kristen.
Today will be College Solutions Pt I: The Case of the Missing Twisty Tie.
Backstory: My roommate Brittany hurled a loaf of bread at me at 2 am. Funny. In the process of flying across the room, the twisty tie fell off the loaf of bread (gasp!)
Dilemma: We all know what happens when that twisty tie comes off the bag (i.e. I usually forget to put it back on and my mom yells at me).. but this is college. There aren't any parents here to yell at us- or buy us new bread when it goes stale and moldy for that matter. So I had to come up with something... I just had to.
Solution: Be creative of course. Use those materials around you... so I used Brittany's iPod USB cord. It worked rather well if I do say so myself.
Let's get some before and after pictures on this college victory:
Here we have the sad loaf (of really bad bread from 7-11) without a twisty tie. I shudder to think what would happen if time had elapsed...
and...
Ta-daaaa! This is why I am paying ridiculously large amounts of money! Look what this institution of higher knowledge has taught me! To be resourceful!
Outcome: While the USB chord worked well, I ended up finding the twisty tie in my bed (???). But I left the USB chord wrapped around the bread because it would be a waste to not utilize my innovation.
-k
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